either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
