all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
So vagazzling was a success
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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