anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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