He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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