I can text with my tongue
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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