He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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