I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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