So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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