glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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