Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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