And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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