1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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