He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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