Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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