That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
did you just send me my own nude
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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