Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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