I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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