so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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