Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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