I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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