yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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