She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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