Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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