He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
