I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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