why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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