check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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