oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We got so high we made milksteak
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
They are going to name an STD after you.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
