The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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