On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
babies were throwing up all over the place
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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