He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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