Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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