How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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