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(417): View more from Missouri

He has such a weird drunk-voice.

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dude, he's deaf.

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(207): View more from Maine

in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask

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(906): View more from Michigan

i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?

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(301): View more from Maryland

I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.

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(619): View more from California

I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"

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(615): View more from Tennessee

We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.

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(917): View more from New York City

If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.

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