I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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