things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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