It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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