question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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