Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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