Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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