Heybabeimwearingurpanties
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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