I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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