I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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