he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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