i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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