Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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