when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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