operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
There's even glitter on my cock...
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