i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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