i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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